I want to go to there...

Be warned: you may be bombarded with dicks here. I haven't decided yet. Otherwise, welcome to my lazy respite from the real world...and the real internet.


Can I get this in a men’s medium?


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The blooming of an Amorphophallus titanum (AKA corpse flower AKA titan arum) at The Huntington Library last week inspired me!

If you think humans jump through a lot of hoops just to reproduce, check out this plant. It waits 7-10 years, storing up starch in a giant tuber, just so it can bloom for a single day. Then it pretends to be a hunk of rotting meat to attract insect pollinators. Then, months later, it switches tactics to a produce a sweet fruit so birds will disperse it’s seeds.

If you have never smelled a titan arum but for some odd reason you would like to … you are in … luck? Scientists have identified the exact malodorous chemicals that come off these strange flowers to attract pollinators - so you can create the scent at home!*

*please, for your own sake, don’t try this at home.

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he waits

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sum cul shiz

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Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death

This is weird, right?

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